Three guys are in a doctor's office.

Three guys are in a doctor's office. 

One is a drunk, another's a smoker and the third guy is gay. 

The doctor tells each of them that if they indulge in their bad habit one more time, they will die. 

Outside they pass a bar. The drunk says, "I don't care if I die, I need a drink!" The drunk goes into the bar takes a drink and, sure enough, he drops dead.

Meanwhile the smoker and the gay guy are walking along. Suddenly the smoker spots a lit cigarette on the sidewalk.

The gay guy looks over and says, "If you bend down to pick that up, we're both dead.