A woman is having an affair during the day
while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly,
sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to
watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that
the little boy is in
there already. The little boy says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a baseball." Man - "That's nice." Boy - "Want to buy it?" Man - "No, thanks." Boy - "My dad's outside." Man - "OK, how much?" Boy - "$250" In the next few weeks, it happens
again that the boy and the lover are in the closet
together. Boy - "Dark in here." Man - "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a baseball glove." The lover remembering the last time, asks the
boy, "How much?" Boy - "$750" Man - "Fine." A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab
your glove, let's go outside and have a game of
catch." The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my
glove." The father asks, "How much did you sell them
for?" Boy - "$1,000" The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge
your friends like that...that is way more than
those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you
confess." They go to the church and the father makes the
little boy sit in the confession booth and he
closes the door. The boy says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Don't start that shit again."
while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly,
sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to
watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that
the little boy is in
there already. The little boy says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a baseball." Man - "That's nice." Boy - "Want to buy it?" Man - "No, thanks." Boy - "My dad's outside." Man - "OK, how much?" Boy - "$250" In the next few weeks, it happens
again that the boy and the lover are in the closet
together. Boy - "Dark in here." Man - "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a baseball glove." The lover remembering the last time, asks the
boy, "How much?" Boy - "$750" Man - "Fine." A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab
your glove, let's go outside and have a game of
catch." The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my
glove." The father asks, "How much did you sell them
for?" Boy - "$1,000" The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge
your friends like that...that is way more than
those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you
confess." They go to the church and the father makes the
little boy sit in the confession booth and he
closes the door. The boy says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Don't start that shit again."