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2 Tigers were resting under a tree

on April 18, 2013

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2 Tigers were resting under a tree

Suddenly A RABBIT

passed very fast

Tiger could nt make out

&

Asked

"Wht ws tht?"

2nd Tiger smiled & said:

.

"FAST FOOD"

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Status # 4

We only hear what we want to hear, we only see what we want to see until reality hits.

A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down. Im scared. Guy: No this is fun. Girl: No its not. Please, its to scary! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. (Girl hugs him) Guy: Can u take my helmet off and put it on u? Its bugging me.

Status # 7

Crying doesn't indicate that you are weak. Since birth, it has always been a sign that you are alive.

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