I work for 7 Up!

Four men are in the hospital waiting room
because their wives are having babies. A nurse
goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulation
s! You’re the father of twins.”
“That’s odd,” answers the man. “I work for the
Minnesota Twins!”
A nurse says to the second guy, “Congratulations!
You’re the father of triplets!”
“That’s weird,” answers the second man. “I work
for the 3M company!”
A nurse tells the third man, “Congratulations!
You’re the father of quadruplets!”
“That’s strange,” he answers. “I work for the Four
Seasons hotel!”
The last man is groaning and banging his head
against the wall. “What’s wrong?” the others ask.
“I work for 7 Up!”