Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife.

A famous inspirational speaker said:
"Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a
woman, who wasn't my wife."
Audience was in shock and silence.
He added: "She was my mother"(A big round of
plause & laughter)
A very daring husband tried to crack this at
home.
After dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the
kitchen:
"Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a
woman, who wasn't my wife"
Standing for a moment, trying to recall the second
line of that speaker.
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By the time he gained his senses, he was on a
hospital bed, recovering from burns of boiling
water!
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Moral: Don't Copy, if you can't Paste