A guy asks his girl friend to marry him and she
says yes, so he buys her a new car - a
Lamborghini Countach - she loves this car and she
goes everywhere in it.
One day, she picks up her kids from school. She's
got a boy and a girl. As she's driving down the
road, a car pulls up in front of her and they have
a really nasty accident and she falls into a coma.
When she wakes up
from the coma there is a
doctor next to her and she quickly asks doctor,
"Where is my son? He was really good at football,
he could have played for England and been better
than Beckham."
The doctor replies, "I'm so sorry, in the accident
he lost his leg he won't be able to kick a football
any more."
The woman asks about her daughter. "Doctor,
where is my daughter? She was really good at
tennis and she could have been the best in the
world and won at Wimbledon."
The doctor says, "Sorry but in the accident she
lost her arms and she won't be able to pick up a
racket any more."
She begins to cry.
"Doctor," asks the woman, "how long have I been
in this coma?"
The doctor replies, "Six months."
"So what's the date?" asks the woman.
"April 1st," says the doctor.
The woman begins to laugh "So you were joking
then, were you?"
Doctor: "YES... they both died on impact."
says yes, so he buys her a new car - a
Lamborghini Countach - she loves this car and she
goes everywhere in it.
One day, she picks up her kids from school. She's
got a boy and a girl. As she's driving down the
road, a car pulls up in front of her and they have
a really nasty accident and she falls into a coma.
When she wakes up
from the coma there is a
doctor next to her and she quickly asks doctor,
"Where is my son? He was really good at football,
he could have played for England and been better
than Beckham."
The doctor replies, "I'm so sorry, in the accident
he lost his leg he won't be able to kick a football
any more."
The woman asks about her daughter. "Doctor,
where is my daughter? She was really good at
tennis and she could have been the best in the
world and won at Wimbledon."
The doctor says, "Sorry but in the accident she
lost her arms and she won't be able to pick up a
racket any more."
She begins to cry.
"Doctor," asks the woman, "how long have I been
in this coma?"
The doctor replies, "Six months."
"So what's the date?" asks the woman.
"April 1st," says the doctor.
The woman begins to laugh "So you were joking
then, were you?"
Doctor: "YES... they both died on impact."