Dad: son, plz buy me a soft drink..
Me: Coke or pepsi?
Dad: Coke.
Me: Diet or regular?
Dad: Regular.
Me: Bottle or can?
Dad: Bottle.
Me: Litre or oz?
Dad: Dammit, just buy me water!
Me: Natural or mineral?
Dad: Mineral.
Me: Hot or cold?
Dad: (angry) I'm gonna strike you with a broom!
Me: Stick broom or soft broom?
Dad: Mxm! Just get outta here!
Me: Now or tomorrow?
Dad: Now!
Me: Are you accompanying me or not?
Dad: I will kill you!
Me: Stab with knife or shoot with gun?